Planet+rules+skit+Hollymr11

Danielle: Since we have no way of getting home we have to settle on this planet for now. We need to get situated and pick a team leader right?

Anthony: Yes we do.

Danielle: In that case any volenteers?


 * Holly and Andrew raise hands*

Danielle: Anthony and I need to consult for a moment. *turns backs and consults*

Anthony: We have chosen the two finalists running for leader. You *points to Holly* and you *points to Andrew*


 * Holly and Andrew walk on stage*

Danielle: Now I want you to play fair.

Anthony: And only discuss the matter at hand at the podium.

Holly and Andrew: Will do.

Holly: Hi I'm Holly and I would like to be your leader.

Andrew: Hi I'm Andrew and I also want to be your leader.

Holly: Lets discuss the rules I plan to make.

Andrew: Fine go right ahead.

Holly: I have rules for Justice, Peace, Defense, Welfare, Freedom, and Future. Andrew what do you have?

Andrew: Rules to make the planet fun unlike the rules you are creating.

Holly: My rules are needed to make this place safe and fun.

Andrew: Who wants safe?

Danielle: UM GOOD CITIZENS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN DANGER?!!

Anthony: WHO WANTS TO BE A GOOD CITEZEN?

Danielle: MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.

Anthony: MAYBE YOU SHOULD YOU TRY BEING REBELLOUS FOR ONCE!!

Holly: People, People please can we get back to the issues?

Andrew: For once I agree with her.

Holly: Thank you, May I continue?

Andrew: Go ahead.

Holly: Alright. Justice: 1.) Treat others the way you want to be treated. 2.) Share resources and supplies with other people. 3.) Judges will not take sides until both sides of story are heard.

Andrew: Snore!

Danielle: Its a good rule so just back off.

Anthony: Seriously just stop talking Danielle.

Danielle: I will when you will.

Holly: Stop fighting that brings me to my next rule. Peace: 1.) Don't create a loud disturbance on the planet after 9:00 p.m. (loud is being able to be heard from outside your house.) 2.) Don't act rude to any other person. (bullying) 3.) the planet curfew is 10:00 p.m.

Andrew: Hey, thats not bad.

Danielle: Finally you agree.

Anthony: Well I still don't like her.

Holly: Well then lets move on. Defense: 1.) You have the right to use a weapon 2.) You have the right to use your weapon only for self-defense 3.) Only blunt objects.

Andrew: Again Snore!

Danielle: Wow Andrew, you just said her no rude rule was good and now you are acting rude.

Anthony: He is simply stating his opinion.

Andrew: You're right Danielle, Sorry.

Danielle: Thank you.

Holly: I'm going to continue here... Welfare: 1.) You may use whatever resources available for welfare. 2.) Don't use up all welfare/ distruibute equally. 3.) People must wear clothing at all times in public.

Andrew: You know what thats actually good too.

Danielle: YOU AGREE?!?

Anthony: Umm I guess its good.

Danielle: Well duhh.

Holly: Next, Freedom: 1.) Freedom to say what you want and speak your mind 2.) Freedom to do what you want without hurting yourself and others. 3.) do what you wish but within limits. (don't put yourself or others in danger)

Danielle: Thats awesome.

Andrew: Yeah its pretty good.

Holly: Can we move on to the last rule please? Future: 1.) don't pollute the air or water to kill future foods. 2.) don't cut down too many trees or plants. (leave some forests for animals that may live there) 3.)don't destroy living things on the planet (animals, trees, plants, etc.)

Andrew: I now withdraw from the compatition.

Holly: Hmm HEY you can be a law enforcer.

Andrew: GREAT!!!

Holly: You must enforce the laws I made up like a police officer.

Andrew: Yes ma'am.

Anthony: I can live with that.

Danielle: Well you have to.

Holly: Remember the rules.

Andrew: Yes stop fighting and being rude to each other.


 * Anthony and Danielle say fine at same time.*

Holly: wow your already good at this job.


 * everyone walks away off stage*

THE END