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1 There once was a teacher who was walking through the woods 2 He came across a moose who had big antlers 3 Suddenly and without hesitation 4 it came running at him 5 The teacher tried to run away, but 6 He tripped over a huge branch 7 and landed crooked on his back. 8 all of a sudden an apple came flying out of the sky 9 it hit him on his earlobe. so he got up and started to walk away when 10 a hippo appeared and said 11 I know you. 12 and then he said "I know that you want me for christmas. no crocodiles. and no rhinocerouseses. you only like: HIPPOPOTAMUSES." so then the techer said back to the hippo: 13 and you want your 2 front teeth right? 14 and your little piggy named freddy, too? 15 the hippo had a confused look on his face and he 16 started to jump up and down with a pink glittery hoola-hoop. 17 the teacher got scared so he 18 slowly started to walk away with a unusal look on his face. 19 The teacher said 20 you are a weird hippo, but i still want one for christmas :].

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1. there once was a reindeer 2. and he could fly. so one day 3. he decided to fly to hawaii 4. along with his pig friend pete zerwenskii. on his way to hawaii, he encountered a BIG, HAIRY UGLY 5. snowmen that 6. gobbled him up. Inside of the snowmans belly was a big piece of 7. cheese. The cheese looked at the reindeer with a suspicous look and said 8.Don't light your nose! You will melt us all!! 9. The reindeer said "But dont you want to get out of this snowman!?" 10. "No", said the cheese. "I've been in here for 500 years and I'm not about to be sent out of my house!" 11. You live in here. Why did you not want to find an escape. DUH! 12. The reindeer hates all kinds of cheeses and lights its nose anyway. Then he 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.