American+Revolution+michaelmp11

Quartering Act: is to Redcoats as students paying adult prices at places like restaurants and movie theaters. The colonists have to live with the Redcoats and kids have to pay unfair amounts of money. Boston Massacre: Colonists chucking ice and wood at the redcoats is to the Boston Masacre as people throwing tomatoes at performers when they are really bad. The colonists threw stuff at the Redcoats and the audience threw tomatoes at the performers. "The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere": is to the warning of the British attacking the american colony as a golfer yelling fore when he hits a golf ball to warn people so they don't get hit in the head. Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence and Noah Webster wrote the Websters Dictionary. Hessians: are to the British as the minutemen are to the Colonists. The Hessians fought in the war for Britain and the minutemen fought in the war for the colonists. Battle of Saratoga: is to British General John Burgoyne as Superbowl XLIV is to Jim Caldwell. John Burgoyne lost his whole army at the battle and Jim Caldwell's team lost the 2010 Superbowl. Battle of Yorktown: is like playing a pickup basketball game 2 on 1. The Americans and the French teamed up and fought against the British to defeat Lieutenant General Lord Cornwallis. Treaty of Paris: is to the end of the Revolutionary War as the death of Adolf Hitler was the end of the World War 2.
 * Difficulty of Britain having colonies on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean: Is like parents having their children go and live at college because they can't tell them what to do any more. The kids have total freedom.
 * French and Indian War: is to North America as the Vietnam War is to Asia.
 * Proclamation of 1763: is like parents telling their children where they can ride their bike. They don't let you leave the driveway and King George didn't let settlers cross the Appalachian Mountians.
 * Stamp Act: is to the colonists as my parents telling me what to do is to me. This is because the British made up unfair rules for the colonists and my parents make up unfair rules for me that I have to follow.
 * Taxation without Representation: is to the colonists as the new dress code is to students. The colonists had to pay unfair taxes and students have to listen to an unfair dress code.
 * Sons of Liberty: are to America as the Redcoats are to Britian. The Sons of Liberty were fighting for the right to be an independent country and Britain was fighting with the Redcoats to kepp the colonists part of Britain.
 * Boston Tea Party: is like a book I read when 8 tornadoes ruined an entire city and killed many people. Just like when all of the colonists ruined an destroyed all of the tea.
 * Shot Heard Round the World: is to the beginning of the Revolutionary War as the military conflict between the Republic of Korea and the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
 * Declaration of Independence: is to Thomas Jefferson as Noah Webster is to the Websters dictionary.
 * Battle of Trenton: is to the Revolutionary War as World Series is to baseball. The Battle of Trenton was the most important battle of the Revolutionary War and the World Series is the most important Series of baseball.