American+Revalutionary+War

Difficulty of Britain having colonies on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean is like a long term relationship, its hard to communicate. Quartering Act is like the Americans with Disabilities act, people who met certain conditions get a specific treatment. Boston Massacre is like the Miami Heat beating every team in the NBA, its not fair the other team can't do anything about it. "The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere" is like card counting in poker, you know what you are up against before it happens. Hessians are like ninjas, they are great at fighting and are trained to kill. Battle of Saratoga is like the world series, it was interesting and it was in New York. Battle of Yorktown is like the battle of Trenton, the british had to surrender. Treaty of Paris is like the Declaration of Independence, it brought peace between the two colonies.
 * French and Indian War is like China, its exciting and nobody speaks english.
 * Proclamation of 1763 is like dodge ball people want to cross the middle line but can't.
 * Stamp Act is like a liscense plate, its required and everyone has to have one.
 * Taxation without Representation is like the quote what goes around comes around, its famous and it changed people.
 * Sons of Liberty are like rebels, they are willful and they make their own decisions.
 * Boston Tea Party is like a little sibling throwing away all of their big siblings soda, its annoying and it makes the older sibling mad.
 * Shot Heard Round the World is like the kickoff in a football game, it begins the whole competition.
 * Declaration of Independence is like a peace treaty, it is signed and it stops the fighting.
 * Battle of Trenton is like the New York Giants beating the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, nobody thought it was going to happen.