American+Revolution+alalogies+xoirinaxo

UnderConstruction

1)Difficulty of Britain having colonies on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean is like a child being lost in a grocery store when the mom is in the fruit section & the child is near the dairy section.

2)Getting alot of debt is to French and Indian War as buying a big tv is to credit card debt.

3)Not going west is to Proclamation of 1763 as not going down a street is to one way sign.

4)Applying certain stamp duties is to Stamp Act as employment positions is to Work.

5)colonists housing soldiers is to the Quartering act as like us housing the homless is to strangers

6) Colonists paying for soldiers stuff through taxes is to taxation without representation as sales tax today is to helping pay things for the state

7)preparing for agitation against the Stamp Act is to Sons of Liberty as protesting is to Martin Luther King.

8) Gory is to Boston Massacre as Pretty is to flower

9) Dressing up as Indians is to the Boston Tea Party as dressing up as like a wiches is to halloween

10) paul revere getting kidnapped is to his midnight ride, as nathan hale getting kidnapped is to him dying

11)Loud is to Shot Heard Round the World as quite is to pin drop.

12) John Hancock is to Declaration of Independence as Derek Jeter is to the yankees

13) Crossing the Delaware is to Battle of Trenton as crossing a border is to going on vacation

14) Hessians is to getting payed as singing on the streets is to getting donations.

15) Ending American Reveloution is to Battle of Yorktown as the end to the twighlight series is breaking dawn