HILARIOUS+CHRISTMAS+CAROL

A Transformer-Star Wars-Ninja-Giant Robot- Mario- -Christmas Carol By Ryan Carboni Ninja from http://www.rahafharfoush.com/blog/tag/idea-ninja/ Darth Vader from http://www.flickr.com/photos/robertmiller/447627124/ by Robert Miller Starscream from http://manitobacomiccon.com/guests.php Optimus Prime from http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/2008/08/have-optimus-prime-call-your-friends/ Mario from http://the-ephemeric.com/2008/01/review-top-10-videogame-characters-of.html Based on the works of the Transformers series, George Lucas, Nintendo, and the internet. Basic storyline based on works of Charles Dickens

Dedication to Bryan, Have a Happy Holidays, and remember, it is always better to be good than bad! So give to the poor and those in bad situations!

Chapter One, Meet Vader Vader Scrooge was a mean stingy man, he ran the galaxy with a tight fist he never spent any money on anything to run his dark domain better. Every building was cold and dark because it was cheap, and he liked it because he didn't have to buy Plasma Bulbs or any thing. However, the coldest place was his room in the Death Star. Vader Scrooge treated his employees very poorly, especially Mario, his plumber. He had a large family that he couldn't support, but he was happy. Vader never gave money or time off for anybody so he could save money. Before two men came to the door and asked for money for the poor, he yelled at them “Are the prison’s and poor houses open for them, than slammed the door. Today Vader saw an image of his friend StarScream on his door knob. He was in disbelief. Vader was angry and ran up stairs, he thought he got rid of StarScream years ago. In a loud booming voice, StarScream said "Vader, you and I have been greedy, I died and now I have to wander the Evil Earth. You will suffer the same fate as I unless you agree to be haunted by three spirits." "Well you are just a fake figment of my imagination" remarked Vader. "You have no chance, make your time." bellowed StarScream. Chapter 2, The First Ghost A Semi –Truck crashed through Vader's wall, the truck transformed into Optimus Prime. Vader tried to throw lots of lighting at him but it didn't do anything. The Spirit held a flame from a flamethrower on his arm and a fire extinguisher in his other hand. "Vader, I come to bring you to see the Christmases of the past that you have forgot." he bellowed. Vader stood his ground and growled "I do not need to see my past." The Spirit pointed to the flamethrower and spoke: "This is the light of your past, you may put it out with this fire extinguisher" Vader was still not happy but the spirit opened a portal and through Vader in. They both went back to the time when he married his wife, but went back to the time when she died, Vader was angry. He took the   fire extinguisher and put out the flame. He woke up in his cold chamber, happy, but the spirit brought him back to the terrible times when his mother died and when he was horribly scarred also, so it brought back terrible memories. Chapter 3: The Spirit of Christmas Present! Vader sat in his room, he was struck with disbelief, he has just been haunted by a transforming robot! He soon began to sleep when the wall was knocked down by a cowboy, it was Chuck Norris who just kicked the wall down! As tough as a rock Vader drew his lightsaber but he didn't bother to attack because Chuck Norris has a fist hidden under his beard. "So Vader, have you met any of my brothers or sisters?" said Chuck. "Who are your brothers and sisters?" said Vader. "I have many, it is easy to see them." Chuck answered. All of a sudden, Chuck Norris kicked Vader into the wall. The two landed in Mario's room of the Death Star. It was a very small room with very little things in the room. However, there was a huge family in the room with a Mother 2 Boys and 3 girls. Then Mario came in the room with his son Mario Junior on his shoulder and a turkey in his other. Mario Jr. was sick and had trouble walking so he had to use a crutch, the said their Grace with Mario Jr. finishing with "God bless us every one." They then said their thanks to Vader for paying Mario so he can buy food. Vader was upset as he only paid Mario enough to get such a small turkey, the suddenly Chuck Norris kicked him into his son's Luke's house. They made fun of Vader for being as tight as a clam and refusing to have any fun. Luke would always ask Vader to come to his Christmas parties but would always turn him down. Then Vader woke up in his room. He was happy because Chuck Norris is as strong as a ox and could tear Vader apart. CHAPTER 4: The Ghost of Christmas Future Vader was happy he was almost at the last ghost he would now longer have to see the horrors of his past, present, future or anything. Then a ninja dropped from the ceiling. The ninja was more silent than a mime. Vader knew what to do he walked into the portal. Suddenly he was in his room, ransacked by the rebels. Rebels were every where looting Vader's prized belongings. The ninja threw a ninja star at a helmet worn by a sleeping rebel soldier, it was Vader's! Vader had kicked the bucket. "So I will be dead in the future?" The ninja nodded, Vader the asked "So how do I sol…." Instantly they were in the graveyard, a small burial was occurring. He saw the large family surrounding it. Once the family left he saw the tombstone, it read Mario Cratchit Jr. Vader was in some shock because of him Mario Jr. was dead. He fell to his knees and yelled to be taken back to the present, which happened. The End of it All Vader woke up in his room, he found a storm trooper and ordered him to give the Mario’s a large turkey. When Mario came in for work he doubled his raise and gave him a seat as his assistant. They then proceeded to take over the galaxy, peacefully. Mario Jr. over came his sickness and Vader became almost like a father to him. The man that was as tight as a clam and colder than ice became as warm and fuzzy as a teddy bear, but that doesn’t mean he does not like to conquer great galaxies far and near.
 * Mario Jr. ||