Joe+Inaugural+Speech

My Fellow Americans, I would like to thank you all for this amazing oppurtunity to be your leader. I am more than greatful to be standing hear today. I now need to move on to more pressing issues. I am getting sworn into office at a most crucial time in American history and I am confident that with the help of my country all the demands will be met. We have issues with healthcare, our economy, homelessness, and of course the war on terrorism, but we will overcome these wretched circumstances! I will personally make sure that all of these problems are resolved.